Godzilla Destroys Bass Brothers, Ft. Worth in ShitStorm Crazy Orgy

Ragboy · 2000

Okay, so I know the official statement out of my birthplace is that there was a tornado, but I have the inside scoop on the whole Ft. Worth incident. My sister works in downtown Ft. Worth, and according to her, and a few other unnamed sources, Godzilla got in a Tizzy Fit and destroyed downtown. As to why this happened, well, that's a long story...

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