Without a NULL That String Would Never End
Stan Kelly-Bootle · Queue · 2004
It’s an undiluted pleasure to be invited to contribute a third column for ’ACM Queue’ under the surly rubric “Curmudgeon.” Curmudgeons are not usually associated with pleasures, diluted or full strength, but at my age the cheap thrill of thrusting a poisoned pen is especially welcome since the targets for satire bob daily as upstart sitting ducks for the roasting: mere “Juvenal delinquents,” as master curmudgeon George Crabbe [sic] called them.